The only form of #Twilight I know I will truly enjoy. #lush #lushcosmetics #bathbomb (at Tahiti Village Resort)

Visiting my cousin👯 Man I’m short! #asiangirls #asianfashion #floral #cecilmcbee #leggings (at GUESS by Marciano)

#showgirls on the #vegas strip chillin (at Fountains Of Bellagio)

How @ericbdk & I quash midnight munchies: 2 Showgirls, one without relish. #pinks #hotdogs (at Pink’s Hot Dogs)

My mommy & me! #mothersday2013 #fascinator (at Bellagio Conservatory & Botanical Gardens)

Seeking Sunday salvation in Sin City. The mural is bizarre. Reminds me of superheroes. #Vegas #Church (at Guardian Angel Cathedral)

Pretty genius for a #Vegas casino to name a food joint #YOLO. (at Yolos Bar)

Le Intérnet. #leinternet #redditor #reddit #ragecomics (at Paris Hotel And Casino)

#distractions on #haight…I do miss working at this #neovictorian #steampunk #burner wonderland. #corsets #tophats #waistcoats #fascinators galore (at Distractions)

Hanging with a #handsome #dapper #dandy #hooper on #Haight. #leatherhat #steampunk #steampunkhat #suit #vintage (at Haight Street Market)

nemesismess:

mechanicalbreeding:

polarii:

ishimondo:

mass-destruction:

you play as a teen that has to go to school every day but after school you can go to a huge tower with over two hundred floors to shoot yourself in the head. you also have to create and maintain relationships with other people in the game. you have to fight shadow monsters and every month there’s a big shadow monster. later the queen of the shadow monsters comes to destroy the earth with the moon and you have to die to stop her

u play as a teenager whos rly into tv

you’re the only human in a town of animals and i don’t even know how you’re the only human but you are and you’re paying off a house to a raccoon and you can do it by selling him fruit and furniture that falls out of trees

Cops doing their jobs.

Also you have an affair then die.

Your mom dies, then a transvestite who touches you and gives you some cool powers but then a guy who likes cheese and a girl starts following you. Then your brother commits suicide and you destroy the world 

1. All these stereotypically racist caricatures fight other horrible racist caricatures. There’s no real story to the game. Also, everybody speaks Japanese. Even the monsters. The Japanese character, of course, is the strongest. And all the best players of the game are Japanese. Don’t even get into how all the female characters are weaker…and inferior to the male ones.

2. You are a little boy looking for your sister in a low-budget game that doesn’t have color or voice acting.

3. You are forced by a giant guy to collect everyone’s trash. You become a hoarder as a result. You are left with a giant, stinking trash heap.

4. You are a defense attorney working at a courthouse.

5. You are a kid wandering around, running errands for people as you keep a talking yellow dildo for company.

6. You play hopscotch to bad techno.

Feminine look. I really dig 59th Street & 59 Seconds!